I fart in your office while you are at lunch

...so I haven't done this, yet. I'll even sacrifice and give you a squirter.

Shameless Semi-Self Promotion

Launched the new site: AaronWeinstein.Net

sometimes I look at myself and can't believe the things I think. crumbling a paper straw

you stand there looking in the mirror while I watch from the bed. even though you own a few ties for fashion's sake you didn't know how to properly tie one around your neck and after watching you struggle with it more than a few times, I get up and stand behind you like a father teaching his son for the first time except I'm no father and you're definitely no son. i catch your eyes in the mirror for a second but we're both trying not to think about that...or at least I'm not for fear that you might think I am (my 3rd grade reaction) and I quickly send my attention back to the task at hand. I'm touching you almost abusrdly lightly while sending the end of the tie through the last loop. you say "oh, that's how you do it" in a few words and I move back to the bed. And when you walk me to the door because I say I have to leave, I don't turn around. I put my arms out to my sides like a cross and you hug me from behind. I feel your fingers lingering on my chest as you squeeze me towards you and I kick myself for not pressing against you harder earlier.

like details in stories told after the fact, I don't know if these are made up feelings because I like to fantisize and you happen to be the object or if they're real. maybe I just like to write.

I Also Cheated on the IQ test. I took it about sixty five times until I got them all right. Because I saw it on someone else's blog first and I wanted to beat his/her score. Lame of me.

I cheated on that IQ test. The guilt was eating me alive.

I hate Wayne Newton, and his bitch of a wife.

She is such a bitch. How dare she say those things? She is such a hypocrite. Everything she's accusing him of she has done 10fold. So he made mistakes when he was 18, who the fuck didn't? Did she think she was gonna ruin things for him? Was she trying to expose him to me? Well fuck her. I knew it all before she said it...because he has changed. He is a great person and has been nothing but upfront and honest with me about EVERYTHING.

How can she call him out for something he did long before they were together when she went behind his back for months carrying on with some guy when they were together? How can she call him out for making VERY vague references to her and incidents that have happened to her when she posts it on her blog for the whole fucking world to see??? How can she insult his intelligence when she obviously doesn't have half a brain herself? How can she sit there and blame him for their financial problems and call him a bum when he worked two jobs, paid all the bills, while she sat around and bought expensive couches without discussing it first? How can she insist he get a certain degree and then when he can't find a job in that field call him a loser with a worthless degree? How can she sit there and badmouth him for not "making something of his life" and then criticize all attempts he does make to improve his situation? How can she sit there and complain about having to save the guy's life? He has fucking health issues that are out of his control. So fucking what she had to take him to the hospital, if if was that much of a bother to her then she really is a pitiful excuse for a human. HOW DARE SHE PITY ME FOR BEING WITH HIM. HE IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME. HOW DARE SHE CLAIM TO BE THE BETTER PERSON AND THEN MAKE JABS AT ME, ABOUT MY APPEARANCE, MY JOB, MY FRIENDS. SHE CAN ROT IN HELL.

I hate where I am right now