Fudging STOP calling me at noon and asking me first thing if I am awake yet. This is why we have not had a pleasant conversation in a few months. You have done this the past eighteen times I have talked to you on the phone, and every time you start the conversation with an insult that makes it ABUNDANTLY clear that you think I am in college and I sleep until noon every day and that DRIVES ME CRAZY AND MAKES ME WANT TO HANG UP ON YOU. I am NOT IN COLLEGE. THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT, BLUURGH

Other things I would love for you to stop saying to me:

*At least you're almost done with school! Soon you won't have to work this hard anymore because you'll have that degree!

*At least you're almost done with school! You've been in school since you were 4 years old, you need a break!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. I'm not "almost done with school" and even when I am, I sure as shit won't be "taking a nice break" from using my brain. I'm pretty sure that working in the real world is even more demanding than being in school. Sheesh.