I'm glad I decided to use a new tactic and smile at you today when you're in MY school pursuing MY degree that I had first, you jackass. I saw you looking at me and I'm glad I smiled and waved, even though I think you suck. I am going to get a lot of enjoyment out of being super nice to you from now on. I was never one for the "get more flies with honey than vinegar" philosophy, but I think you might be a good guinea pig. Even if you are a fucker.

why do friends have to act like such bastards sometimes?