You are almost inconceivably ignorant. SHUT UP ABOUT POLITICS UNLESS YOU KNOW ENOUGH TO COMMENT. The way you blog now just reinforces your retarded hillbilly uneducated bigoted generalizing barfilicious roots. I am ashamed to have had any connection to you at any point in my life. GROSS, AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Thank you.

Humor will protect you and laughter will save your life.

Your voice is like masturbation
The fantasy subsisdes and there you are but bringing it on stronger
I get hard just thinking about you naked
But there's something missing, something missing here

oh and I forgot...and candycanes. I want to be a candycane salesman.

(whispered -- different person)
I also like sunflowers and daydreams.

Ya, do this guy

Worst Personal Ad all day
Hi! I am a Caucasion male, never married and no children. I like tennis and golf and people tell me I look like that guy from Sex and the City. Check out my convertible. It's tan.

The world has turned to shit when chocolate looks like poo and all I want to do is fuck a sausage

But the Boards are Down

Everything I feel is so cliche. My heart is bursting. My heart is breaking. My heart is on fire. I'm so suddenly and absolutely lonely. What do I have to do to make this work? I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it right now.

Painting in the moonlight
I can feel the wet on my hands
or is that blood?

Shells

Cut off your head
And put it in my hands
And I'll tell you how much I love your body
Because it's not actually your body that I love
But the feeling of it against me, knowing you're here with me.
Come again we'll need your body for that
So please leave it attached