You stupid, large asshole. I do not have time to entertain you because you are bored, for five hours per day, while you sit around not making any decisions or taking any actions to do anything to better your situation. Of course you are bored! You prefer to sit mindlessly in the middle of nowhere in your car with your AC running all day than to make any choices about where you could live or what you could do. The worst part is the total disregard you show for wasting my time. I HAVE WORK TO DO AND I DO NOT WANT TO SIT ON THE PHONE FOR AN HOUR AND LISTEN TO YOU BREATHE. Strange, yes. But true in my case. I am NOT INTERESTED in phone conversations that are completely silent for upwards of 25 minutes save your asking me pointed, close-ended, stupid questions about my life that I already answered five minutes beforehand. You are such a fucking douchebag and you have every single excuse at the ready for why that is-- it's not you, it's your circumstances. It's not you, it's me being impatient with you. It's not your fault, it's someone else's fault. It's not that you're a bad friend because you don't care, you're just a bad friend because you don't know how to be a good one. BULLSHIT! BULLLLLLSHIT!!!! You've had more good people than your fair share come through your life and TRY TO DEMONSTRATE GOODNESS TO YOU AND YOU SHIT ON IT EVERY TIME. YOU SHIT ON EVERYONE AND THEN YOU ACT SURPRISED THAT YOU EXCEED MY THRESHOLD FOR TOLERATING IT! You've had a fairer, and a better, and a more gentle shake of it than ANYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE OF MY EXISTENCE YET YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST SELFISH, JEALOUS, SPITEFUL, CRUEL, WILLFULLY IGNORANT, DELIBERATELY DISCOMPASSIONATE FUCKTARD OF A MAN THAT I HAVE EVER MET!

GROW THE FUCK UP YOU RAGING BABY.

I'm playing with fire. I kind of deserve to get burned. From this side of things, it seems kind of worth it.