So Sorry

I never had you but I still miss you

But face it: no matter how you play it, you're never gonna get any action by showing a girl a video of another girl getting 10 gallons of cum poured on her head. Apparently it's just not a turn on. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

I'm ***** *****, and I approve this mensaje.

Mashina Medley

I smoked because of a girl. I need to always listen to myself instead. I used to drink just because and now it's because of pressure. I like myself better sober. Sometimes not but more often than

Philippe Starck

All I know about you is that you have to get laid

So everyone knows it's me when I post on here about needing to get laid?!? What good is this thing, then? I thought this was supposed to be anonymous. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go have my blood drawn for a genetic test and then work on my dissertation and then pack to go to New Zealand. To get laid. heh

THIS IS TOTALLY ANONYMOUS SO I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT!

generic

haaaaaaa oh ambien

Sleeping

As much as I want to be, I can't be the one who makes you feel better

The comments on this are fucking cracking my shit up right now.

CHECK IT!

i was so tired 4 hours ago...now...

enough masturbating! i need to get laid, like, yesterday.

Instead of sending obscene messages to you, they're landing in other girls' boxes fer Christsake'. What happened?

Sometimes I want to write you but now I restrain myself out of respect. I still think about how you're like nobody else