How to Win Your Man

As nervous as you are
He is more
Your excitement a scream
His is a roar
Plan your moves slow
So he must make claim
Signal your interest
And he'll play your game
Make it a chase from his point of view
Where he is the runner
And the finish line you
Test this advice
From outside your eyes
For when he does the work
You'll take your prize

Liar.

Fuck you, today. Fuck you so much.

You're going to regret that in the morning when you wake up with a headache. I will do you the exceptional courtesy of pretending you never sent that, as I too have fallen prey to the siren song of Drunken messaging.

That is what this blog is for, DUH.

I, on the other hand, am enjoying this giant glass of wine and cannot possibly cry anymore than I have already today, so HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!1!

i think stress makes my mouth hurt

Long Nights

I hear her voice through the phone and I want to tell her I miss her. Holding it in puffs my throat and wells my eye. And I push it away by thinking realistically. Those are the moments I'd trade all the others for

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The Five Best Discoveries I Made in 2007

1.) Saying, "destroy" instead of "poop." As in, "I have to DESTROY!"




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