ahem. *tap tap* this thing on?

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A STEP BACK AND, LITERALLY, FUCK YOURSELF IN THE FACE

you retarded asshole of a manchild. you 'have stuff on your plate too'? you 'don't understand' what my problem is?

I am sick to death of your feigned confusion about what I try to tell you I feel. It is NOT that mysterious. It is predictable: you act like a jerk, I get upset.

Do you know who you remind me of? My fucking MOTHER. My mother who sucks at everything but always defends herself with, "I can't help it!" or "I'm doing the best I can!"

Well, FUCK THAT, you lazy selfish tard. You are the worst friend in the history of friendship. No other relationship in my entire life is this one-sided and unfulfilling. This is a complete waste of time and I'm not doing it anymore.