I Would Just Like To Say....

That I fucking love this recent bout of poetry/artfully crafted posts about penises. I am thrilled daily by it.

I will try my hand at Haiku, now:

A long time ago
Cockblockasaurus roared loud
thank you, that is all


In 8th grade we had to write poems. And read them to the class. And I tried. And I actually used a line like, 'I know why the caged bird sings.' And the teacher openly mocked mine. And then I hated poetry. But this is making it alllll better. Yes.

Thank you kind poet
For tick-a-ling my fancy
when it comes to farce