Dick.

So, am I to understand that this is the fourth time in the last few months you've bounced a check to me? I am getting a little bit tired of this. And this time it's the rent check, so I'm out hundreds of dollars because you signed up for a meal delivery system because you are too lazy to NOT eat fast food three meals a day? Ok. And therefore you can't give me the money that you owed me ten days ago until the end of next week, because you keep buying assloads of expensive makeup, a nano, a diet meal program plan thing, and then little "presents" to assuage the guilt you feel at STILL not having saved a penny for a major expense that you know will be around a thousand dollars that you'll need to manage by May. I am goddamn sick of this.

But the worst thing is how surprised you always are when you overdraw your account. HOW can you be THAT surprised? You probably wrote the damn check with your fingers crossed that money would magically appear in your account after you wrote it. I'm fucking pissed. AGAIN. You know what? I hope you don't save any money. I hope you don't manage to buy this thing you need to buy. Because right now I want to strangle you. And no I don't want you to give me seven hundred dollars in cash. That's the stupidest idea you've had yet. FUCK.