The Smug Look Of A Toad Breakfasting On Fat Marsh Flies

For fuck's sake, stop literally throwing your head back to laugh at that moderately funny joke. You are like some kind of horrible alien-person. Where are your standards of decency? Who taught you to behave like such a baboon? I hate you. You runied my whole day just by existing and I will thank you to never do it again. I just can't shake off someone so schmoozie, so obnoxious (and also just plain noxious), and so HORRIFICALLY BAD AT FASTENING BUTTONS ON A DRESS SHIRT

You are an ugly, mole-faced hairy dude. Please please please, that's all they could say was please please please

i don't want to see your damned chest hairs ever. or your back hair. EVAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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AND STOP CALLING ME AND SHOUTING IN MY EARS.