Just shut up

Leaving whiny away messages about how you have no friends is not going to make you any more. "Nobody likes me, not even if I bribe them with free food and beer and it's my birthday" does not make me feel sorry for you ... it just makes me glad that I dumped your ass and don't have to deal with you.

Seriously. Be a man (even just a little weeny ounce of man) and keep that bullshit to yourself ... or at least just between you and your mommy.