I feel great and blessed. I hope the same feeling is able to touch you.

Gone Away from Me

Oh shit I'm confused
Will you kiss me to clear it up?
We can always think about it later
For if we think about it now that kiss may never come
No need to waste time and I've seldom regretted a kiss
...even though as I think about it now, mine never sat right on your lips

Save the World, Lose the Girl

Sometimes I draw smiley faces on my body in weird places like my foot or side of my face so when I forget about them and see them later, they'll make me laugh. Guess you're never gonna see the one I drew on my dick.

My thoughts slip back and forth between "why hasn't she called me back yet?" and that moment on the railing where I carefully slipped my hand from her side to her stomach and she hooked her foot around my leg, pulling me closer. It's so easy to write down my feelings when she's not around, but I'd give up all these words and go back to my incoherence to have her near. At least there's some security in that.

I'm in Love With My Car

I'm ripping some righteous ass and it doesn't smell good. Not one bit.

O->--< ....Poop$

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

What's even funnier is that actually, you're much worse than that. Because you are a poser. A wannabe. A fake. And you know you'll never be the real deal and you also know why. Too bad.

Get over yourself, shithead.

Camisado

Q: What is anal violation?
A: 1) Taking it in the ass when you don't want to
or
2) Coming back to your car and finding a parking ticket on the windshield for an expired meter when there is clearly over an hour left on it.

Being Proper: Fucking bastards

right before we kissed, she said "I like your balls". It's like that crazy girl I used to like except she's not crazy. so my speed.

The Loveless Hug

How much is an apology worth when you have to ask for it? Enough to make me laugh about it and enough to make me feel better because I'm laughing about it. The feelings long gone and I don't care. What you did defined your personality and not a whole lot can change that anyway. I'm glad my hug shut you the fuck up. Ta Da!

it's a cold world and this is ice

(verses to the tune of "Jolene" by Dolly Parton)
(sticking to the rules of TRB, names have been omitted but the "*" is supposed to be two-syllables)

Dark brown hair and light brown eyes
Tough exterior but sweet insides
Doesn’t fret from cock-ring fear, *

Vodka, eggs, nor root beer floats
Will find a path on down her throat
Takes a straw to drink her beer, *

First date called my mom a whore
Probably deserved that shower door
Doodles and stares to pass the time, *

Wants her men so smart and tall
Hopefully returns the call
If I reach out my hand to her, *

i feel stung

I was sitting there drinking beers and watching her talk and I couldn't help think that I'd love to get my fingers into her...not like that and like that. I think the movie was "In the Mouth of Madness". Just sink them in.

your mix breathed some wind into my lungs. thanks homes.