Some Really Excellent Writing Excerpts Produced by College Upper-Classmen

"broken-hearted friends in need of consolation are always as numerous as freckles on a redhead."

"i was wearing $300 shoes, $200 jeans, a $100 shirt, and a $1500 watch: all status symbols."

"there were three really attractive girls sitting at a table near us. These were probably beer commercial quality girls."

"my sister and I had the same reaction even though it was to different things, so obviously this is because we are genetically pre-programmed to react with these reactions."