Intrusive Thoughts During My Workday

1. Is it racist that I eat 95% of my food with chopsticks? I know, for example, that veggie burgers are not traditionally eaten with chopsticks, but it makes me so happy. I do it in the privacy of my own home. It's not like I ask for them at Indian restaurants. although I have come dangerously close to doing that before.

2. Does anyone else find it truly hilarious that Fat Joe has titled his new album, "The Elephant in the Room" ? Because I seriously die laughing every time someone on MtV makes reference to this.