She actually just said, "Ooooh, look at THIS! Dole makes blueberries and raspberries and you can just freeze them, in your freezer! That's new!!"

To which I had to reply: "We have frozen blueberries in the freezer right now. They're not new. Frozen food is NOT new."

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ADS IN THE PAPER. SHUUUUUTTTT UPPPPPP