Diss Me Again And I'll Savage Your Ankles

1. Stop talking about training for a marathon while you stuff plates of cookies in your mouth.
2. Stop laying your wet clothes out over my computer.
3. Stop, for that matter, selecting and buying clothes in the wrong sizes. How do you sit through so many episodes of WNTW with me without understanding this?
4. Stop interrupting me to ignore what I'm saying and talk over me.
5. Stop feigning hatred of people in my life that you think I want you to hate. i don't care what you think of them.
6. Stop calling your brother ridiculous nicknames.
7. STOP putting your dishes, unrinsed, in the sink with a guilty look to me as if to say, "even if you told me to rinse it out I won't do it right, so I may as well just sneak it into the sink so you can do it later"
8. STOP buying shit at target. Seriously. Just because it's a dollar, you are not OBLIGATED to buy it.
9. STOP telling me for a week you are going to clean your room yesterday and then not do it.
10. STOP STOP STOP sitting two feet away from me when I'm reading the Sunday paper, going through the ads and shouting out your favorites. I HATE ADS! I HATE THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN AD AND A SALE! JUST BECAUSE THEY MAKE A CIRCULAR DOES NOT MEAN IT'S A GOOD DEAL!! And stop READING the blasted things aloud!
11. STOP spending money you don't have yet because you think you are getting a tax refund.
12. STOP using my laundry supplies. You are such a crappy roommate. It would be fine if we'd all decided to share detergent, but we never talked about that, you just march into my room and take it when you want to use it. I AM NOT YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER
13. Tell your mother to stop advising me to "just get on 'her'" about doing your share of things. It's not my place. I hate this "place." You're a horrible burden and I don't know how to get rid of you.
14. STOP dropping hints about what ELSE you'd like for Christmas. I already got you nine thousand things. I'm not burnign you more shitty cds because you pointed out how you "wouldn't MIND having" them.
15. STOP SAYING "I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING THAT!!!" about shit that you would never use nor could ever need nor want!!!!! ARGH


This was a bad, bad idea on my part. I want to change my mind. Booooooo.