sweet baby jesus that's funny.

yes, give me a call when you understand what I'm trying to say, but can't find the words, because-- OH FUCK IT HERE JUST READ THIS JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY POEM AND SEE WHAT I MEAN


for my next act, i'd like to read a haiku:

retarded bumpkin
this is why i hate poems
find a new career

interpretive dance to follow.