Dream a Little Dream with Me

The other night I had a dream and in the dream I came up with some really good idea and even though when I woke up I couldn't remember what the idea was, I knew it was a good idea because I was still really excited about it. Now usually when I let myself completely forget about something, it won't resurface. Not the case here though. Just now as I was cutting my fingernails over the trash can in my bathroom, I remembered the idea I had forgotten that had gotten me so excited the other morning. After just doing a load of laundry I noticed that some of the protein stains on my boxers (especially the white ones), we'ren't coming out and ended up looking yellowish and I'd had to throw them away (mostly because it wasn't very appetizing). So in my dream I realized the solution to my problem; from now on, cum on the same pair of boxer shorts instead of using a different one each time. It's a solid plan. I'm sure this is something girls figured out years ago and never cared to share with any of us because we all know how attractive those blood stains can be. Hooray for boobies!