An Open Letter to Inferential Statistics

Dear Proportions that Won't Sum to 1.0,

Go fuck yourselves. You are breaking my fucking balls right now, do you hear me? I cannot believe you are being such assholes about this; it's not hard to add up to a reasonable number, is it? Well, if it is, you have a serious fucking problem, it's called YOUR JOB as a proportion so why don't you sack up and STOP BUSTING MY BALLS. I HAVE TO FINISH THIS BEFORE I CAN MOVE ON TO ANYTHING NEW AND I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK IF YOU DON'T START ACTING RIGHT