Oh, Also

Could you at least make like you're a SMIDGE excited for me on the phone? I know your little boy's club road trip thing is super important but SERIOUSLY they are not going to KICK YOU OUT if you do a WEE BIT OF GUSHING because you know what? It's KIND OF A BIG DEAL, you cock. I HATE having to be double-excited for myself because you feel funny.

There. Now I feel better and won't actually have to say that to his face. God Bless the Remorseless Blog.