Oh Yeah, She's Menstrual!
I like to call this post, "the dangers of drinking alone," and I dedicate it to red wine-aholics everywhere.
ahem. So if, in honor of Valentine's Day (and some other cool shit that's happened this week), you work your way through a half bottle of Carmenere and then do a funny walk into the bathroom to take a leak, have you ever looked in the toilet after you peed and thought (in all seriousness), "Oh my god, I just pissed pure red wine," only to realize a second later that you started your period?
Hilarious.
I wish someone had been here to see it. Boo not getting laid on days when I can safely suspect that the rest of the world is getting laid.
Kiss kiss.
posted by Heartless Bitch @ 7:35 PM
3 Comments:
Dammit, Who's preggers?!
Also, as someone who technically should've gotten laid, I totally didn't Because I'm old and had cramps.
i can't TELL you who is pregnant, as that would violate the anonymity of this blog! i can tell you, however, that the person in question has used words like, "controllsive," without irony. if that narrows it down any, which i bet it might. teeeeeee.
also, getting laid is supposed to HELP cramps. if you're really as old as you say, you should know that! heeeeeee
HA! Yeah, that narrows it down. How scary, though.
And it wasn't just cramps. I had crazy sore crampy legs from getting laid the night before ;).
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